What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 00:28

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Goldfinger
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
How do I get over a long-term relationship breakup?
Octopussy
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
What is truer than that which is true?
From Russia With Love
Live and Let Die
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why does he text me first but when I never text first he gets mad?
-J W Pepper
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Dr No
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Why would an older small breed dog become obsessive about hygiene?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
A View to a Kill
Moonraker
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
The Man with the Golden Gun
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
What's the point of gender reassignment surgery which doesn't change a person's chromosomes?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Why do a lot of autistic people not know how to style their hair?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Ah so!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Do girls ever miss their first love?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-All the bad guys are black.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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